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Maxis Agent
Feb 17, 2008 • 5:40 pm

Feeling Bored? Can’t Sleep? Register Now! Guarantee You can Sleep in front of you computer while Surfing with our broadband…

KIDS Who surf faster see more, learn more, do more, ADULTS Who surf slowly see silly, learn to get sick and tired, nothing to do more..

Maxis Wireless Broadband Features:

With our Superb High-Speed 3G network, you’ll experience a whole new slowly motion way to surf, an entirely new unstability level of portability. With Maxis Broadband You can surf 15 times slowly than traditional dial-up modem.

Need help? you can’t count on us 24/7. Why not wasted you phone bill to call 1800 82 2000 (30 sen per minute charge). Our new unexperience consultants will be confusing to assist you if we can. We advise you to ask your pet(cow or cat) before calling us.

How It Work?

You can stay connected and then disconnected, productive and entertained using the PC and applications you already rely on BUT do not rely on our wireless modem. Just add our traditional dial up 56k wireless modem and SIM card!

Affordable Packages To Suit We Need
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Starter Fail : 3 Kbps (RM 68.00)
Advanced Stress : 6.4 Kbps (RM 78.00)
Power Stress : Down to 56Kbps (RM 98.00)

Maxis Broadband Fair For Us Only Policy
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Maxis Unfair Usage Policy is intended to ensure that all our users enjoy interrupted enjoyment of our broadband service whenever they use it

Whilst connection is “always on and off” for each customer, the available small bandwidth is SHARED BY ALL CUSTOMERS active at a particular point in time. A small portion (about 0%) of customers use a very large portion (about 2%) of bandwidth based on our data and that from other broadband service providers.

To overcome this biasness, this Policy is in place to ensure all Maxis’ customers have a bad and nightmare experience.

Maxis may, from time to time, change this Policy without further notice to its customers. Please visit the Maxis Broadband web page periodically to determine any changes to this Policy. We will suprise you with our nonsense policy.

Maxis may, at its sole discretion, automatically disconnect the customer’s internet session after a period of inactivity, which may vary from 20 minutes to 30 minutes. This automatic disconnection is to allow maximum network performance.

See more our nonsense policy at maxis website…

REGISTER NOW! OUR LOW SPEED HIGHER STRESS INTERNET ACCESS CONNECTED AND DISCONNECTED NOW! COME ON KID WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR..
grunger
Feb 23, 2008 • 12:41 am

I am having problem with my streamyx. The customer service says that someone has stolen the JUMPER cable. So they need to replace a new jumper cable. Its been a week already.. been waiting and calling them like never ending story.. Anyone have experienced with jumper cable been stolen? Please share..

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